In “real life” (lol) I’m currently trying to fix this horrifying dump of a house I’ve gotten for practically nothing. Truth is, the area is increasing in value rapidly and the exact location and everything around it is what is making this actually worth doing. So if I’m not banging around i’m here one way I’ll be banging around on here another. Either way, I’ll always make time for playtime. TIPS AND TRICKS… Get your head out of the gutter!!! so I’m not exactly a professional carpenter, that being said … if you would like to share any tips or tricks for any job, even if I’m not working on that particular task at the time that you want to share will be greatly appreciated!!!! (photos help I’m a visual learner 🤓😘) I’ll be posting photos from when I started this problem, I mean, project. As well as what’s been completed and what’s just being a complete pain in the ass!!!!

But nothing makes me get there quite as fast as knowing you want me so badly that you’re going to pay for it. You can go and get get laid anytime I’m sure, but the URGE for you to HAVE me is so relentless right now that you’re going give me your money and you’re going to do it in a way that lets me know how F&@-&iING BADLY YOU WANT TO HAVE ME. And ME, rather than that one or the other one and it’s going to SHOW how much you appreciate me for cumming with you because of how much more you GAVE TO ME than that one or the other one. So come on babe… show me.

*** Im here for your enjoyment and I do NOT want to disappoint! So let me kow what I can do for you and I would be happy to do so. *** Please engage... Talk to me, it gets lonely in here all by myself... *** I hope you enjoy your time here with me and I cannot wait to meet you. so POP in and see me!!!! LODI DEVILLE XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

CHECK OUT ALL OF THE FUN WAYS WE COULD PLAY IF I ONLY HAD........ WINK WINK

Throughout my shows it might get a little loud. May I introduce Mr. waffles and Mrs. waffles, more famously known as Smew Smew. They are in LOVE, DEEPLY in LOVE. And although it sounds extremely painful…. At anytime I can take the camera and show you that their tails are wagging back and forth and it’s just REALLY LOUD lovers wrestling around, being in LOVE. So you’ve been warned, they’re F&$&ing crazy. And LOUD…… VERY LOUD!!!!!!!!

TAlk to me, I cannot read minds. Make me laugh, I love it. DO NOT BE MEAN, to me or anyone in my room. Be generous, trust me it will pay off. luv ya!